This is the kind of blog entry that Trish delights in, not my normal style - but as it was happening it occured to me that if it happened to Trish it would end up on her blog. So an entry dedicated to Trish!
At the office this morning I was making a co-worker a coffee. He had gone to get milk and as he came back, I asked him if he had sugar. He replied, "there's some there". I asked again, he looked at me strangely and said "yes we've got some". Once again, quite baffled really, I said "no do you have suger". He realised what I was meaning and we both proceeded to drink our coffee, milk with two sugars.
It was after all just after 9am on a Monday morning!